GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT?
Boy : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki CAR
DEKH rahi ho?
GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW.
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Boy : SAME COLOUR ki NAiL-POLiSH
tere Liye Laya hoon.

Larky Ny Larki Sy Pocha: Larkiyan
Rukhsati K Waqat Roti Keyu Hain?
Larki: Wo Sochti Hain K Itny Saalon
Baad Dhula Mila. Wo Bhi “YAY” :-D

Ex Gf=Tum ab bhi muje
pyar karte ho??????
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Bf=Pyar ka to pata nahi..
Par mere Dost Aaj b mujhe
manane k liye
Teri Kasam dete hai…. (^_^)
Bokura-Ga-Ita

Girl:
”Mom & Dad ne kaha hai k agar
exams mai
fail hui to shadi kar denge..
.
.
.
Boy:
”Tumne kitni tayari ki..??
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GIRL:
”Bus Reception k dress lena baki
reh gya hai…

2 ladkiyan best friends thi…
Ittefaq se dono ki mout ho gai
Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili
Or
Ek dusry se marney ki Wajah puchi
.
Pehli Boli:
Main apne pati pr boht
ziada shak krti thi k
kahin Wo dusri Larkiyun se to nhi milta
Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office

salam dostun aj intikhab ka din hy dua karin k aj ka din khriyat se guzar jay koi bori khabar na ay pakistan min kahin se bhi

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