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pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta

Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki

pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie

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Dad: Aj Tak tune koi aysa kam kia jis sy mera sar uncha hoa ho..?


Son: ak bar apke sar k nichy takiya lagaya tha, ap bhool gay thy...

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Dukh is ka nhi k hamari light nhi hy

Khushi is bat ki hai k kisi ki bhi nahi hai..:-)
hahaha
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<) bally bally
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Is prcham k saye talay hum ek hain. Hm aik hain 8-)

Pathan: rat ik admi ne mujhy chaku dikha k loot liya.

Dost: lekin tumhary pas to humesha gunn hoti ha

Pathan, : han shukr ha usny wo ni dekha, ni to wo b ly jata

Qatil: dua kro k saza e mot na ho, umr qaid ho jaye.

Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikr mt kro

Qatil: (after case)

Kya hua

Pathan: brri mushkil se umr qaid krwai ha. wo to reha krry thy

Moment of the Silence 4 those boys:

Jo Larki kay naam ke fake ID

Bana ker larki say dosti ker laite hyn

Or baad myn woh larki b larka niklata hy

Meera: Fruit walay shop par

Mujh Potateos Fevr chaye

Shopkeeper: Yeh potatoes fever kaya hota hy?

Meera: u literacy people iska matlab hota hy

Aalo Bukhara