A good message for a good person,
From a good friend for a good reason,
At a good time on a good day in a good mood to say
“Good Morning”

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kaisay ho sb ...? i hope you will be fyne...me BUSY in EXAMS... so i shall contact you soon

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Teacher:-

"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....

Height of behaving cool
Professor to student:
Nalayak, class me baate Q kar raha hy
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Student: Sir, mere messages free nhi hy esliye

Munnu-teacher hamare ghar me aaj bhai aane wala hay
Teacher-woh kaise?
Munnu-pichle baar mummy admit thi to behan aayi
Is baar papa admit hay

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?

Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..

Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas

Teacher - table par 10 makhiya baithi hai, agar 1 ko mar diya to table par kitni makihya bachi?

student- 1 jise mara diya hai. baki to ud gayi