plz es service ko hatam kerne ka tarika batawo jis main number show ni hota. Eg HUG spac num and snd to 848. Esko kis tarha hatam krna hei. Plz send me the method.

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Examiner
"What is Microsoft Excel?"

sardar: "It is a new branch of Surf Excel to clean the computer.

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Hsbnd:Tu Kia Bs Chlaon
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Kya Gift do ge?

Pathan: Kya chahye jan?

Girl: Ring
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Pathan: Ring Dounga par uthana nahi, Balance kam hai.

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Us ne Nokranion ko Paregnent kar diya hai

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Bap
Us ne Pin se mere sab Condoms mein Surakh kar diye.
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Bcoz we caNNot eat water ...
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