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4479 Day(s) Ago - via SMS
plz es service ko hatam kerne ka tarika batawo jis main number show ni hota. Eg HUG spac num and snd to 848. Esko kis tarha hatam krna hei. Plz send me the method.
4479 Day(s) Ago - via SMS
sardar In Computer Exam;
Examiner
"What is Microsoft Excel?"
sardar: "It is a new branch of Surf Excel to clean the computer.
4479 Day(s) Ago - via SMS
Wife:Zara Aram Se Kro Truck Chla Rahe Ho Kia
Hsbnd:Tu Kia Bs Chlaon
Itne Me MUNA Bed Se Gira Or Bola Jo Mrzi Chalao Mgr Swari Tu Na Girao
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4479 Day(s) Ago - via SMS
Girl: meri birthday hy.
Kya Gift do ge?
Pathan: Kya chahye jan?
Girl: Ring
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Pathan: Ring Dounga par uthana nahi, Balance kam hai.
4481 Day(s) Ago - via SMS
Barri Ajeeb Hain is Nadaan Dil Ki
Khuwahishen,
"IQBAL"
Aamaal dozakh k han
par DIL Talabgar Hai Jannat Ka.
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4481 Day(s) Ago - via SMS
Bap. Mera 4 Saal ka Beta Shararti ho gaya hai.
Us ne Nokranion ko Paregnent kar diya hai
Dr: Wo kaise?
Bap
Us ne Pin se mere sab Condoms mein Surakh kar diye.
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4481 Day(s) Ago - via SMS
Girl: i like ur 'teeth'.:-)
Boy: oh really, why?:-/
Girl: becoz yellow is my favorite color.:-*
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< (> technical bezati..:
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4481 Day(s) Ago - via SMS
'Why do WE drink water?
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Bcoz we caNNot eat water ...
TalliyaaaaaaaaN
Qasam se bachpaN se he geNious hoN.
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