Dil jaly To Diwany Bane
Shama Jali To Parwane Bane
Sharab Bani To Me’Khane Bane
Ay Dost Apni Birth-Date To Bata.?
Pata To Chale Kis Din Pagal Khane Bane
Hahahahahahahaha..

New Msg aya Markeet Me
Ghuma Do Sb Doston Ko..

“Tere honton”
Pe udasi or ankhon mein jo

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=-NAMI HY-=

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Olpers milk piya kr pagal, tujh mein
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-=Calcium=-
Ki Kami hy

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Husband texts to wife on cell..

“Hi,what r u doing Darling?”

Wife: I’m dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”

Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..”

Husband: “Bloody English Language

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Wife:
Kal ap ne phir apni Secretary
k sath movie dekhi?
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Hsband:
Kya karen Begum
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Aj kal ki Movies Family k sath
Dekhney k qabil kahan hoti hein

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Tofani beizzzzti
Girl To Boy (in Party): Excuse Me!
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Boy: Yes ?
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Girl: Mery Aik Hath Mein Plate Hai
Aur Aik Hath Mein Glass, I Can’t
Use
Them..
Kia Aap Mery Face Pr Sy Aik Cheez
Hata Saktay
Hein?
.
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Boy (Very Happy): G Bolain Kya
Hataana Hai

Khatarnak insult..

Wife to Husband-
main kaisi lag rahi hu aaj??
Abhi beauty parlour se aayi hu..
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Husband- toh??
Band tha kya??

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Aslam O Alikum Frnd sab kese hain i am back..

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Ek pathan ny makhi k par kaat diye
or bola urr jaa
makhi ni urri
pathan: is tajarby sy sabit hua k
agr makhi k parr kaat diye jayn
to wo sun ni skti..

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