W0w C00lest M0m Yar =)

Girl: M0m i Want S0me Fresh Air. Can I G0 F0r Walk?

M0m: Yes, But Tell Ur "Fresh Air" T0 I)r0p uU H0me By 9pm.
=) =Pp

Bakhshaa Hai Tum Ko " HUSN"
Hmaari
Nigah Ny,
HUM Lay K Aye Hain Tumhain Had-
e-
Ghuroor Tak.

Telenor: Apki Sim Kiske Name Pe Ha? Us Sim Se REG Likh K 345 Pe Bhejo Kise Number Ki Jaga Malom Krny K liya Number Likh K 669 Pe bhejo -

Girl To customer care:-Mujhe 1

msg 40 logo ko bhejna h to kese

bheju?:-/

Customer Care:- Msg kya hai?:-O

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Girl:-Hi janu, i hav no balance, plz

100 ka rechge krva do..B-):-D:-P:-

Tera Qasoor Nahi Mujhe Ghussa Hay Apne Hi Dil Pe..,

Nahi Dekhi Oqaat Apni Bas Samaa Liya Tujhe Khud Me....!

Good Night :-(

4 cheezain khatam hone pe boht taklef dayti haen.!
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1-- Mohabbat

2-- Rishta

3-- Aietebar

OR

4-- ITWAR

Itwar wala dukh ziada bara hai yar :-(

Usay Kehna K Sda Mousam Bahaaron K Nahi Rahtay,,,

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Sabhi Pattay Bikhartay Hain,,,
Hawa Jab Raqs Karti Hai..!!!

is their any real guy on smile?