Pathan knocks the door
#Sardar: kaun he?
Pathan: Main hun
Sardar: Me kaun?
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#Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
Tu Khud ko hi B@h@<¥p
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Teacher ne Lecture dene
k baad students se
poocha: "Koi masla?"
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Last Bench Se #Sardar:
sir,
Hamara "TRANSFORMER"
Kharab Hai

#Sardar party main gaya or waha bethi larki se pucha: Aap dance karen gi?
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#Larki (khari ho kar): Haan bilkul


#sardar: T0u baji phr ye kursi hum le ly.?

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#Sardar party main gaya or waha bethi larki se pucha: Aap dance karen gi?
.
.
.

#Larki (khari ho kar): Haan bilkul


#sardar: T0u baji phr ye kursi hum le ly.?

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Sardar:
Meri shadi krwao

Bap:
kis k 7

Sardar:
Dadi k 7

Bap
Kute k Bache
Wo Meri Maa hy

#Sardar
To tmne
Meri Maa k 7
Q ki
Me b badla luga
#smile
#jokes

: #Sardar:
Meri Bv Bohat HoT Hy

#Pathan:
Apna Bv Hum
Ko La Do
Hum Roti
Pakay Ga
Salan Banaye Ga Tumhara Bv Pe
.
.
"Gas"Ni Aarahi-p

Hahaha

Techer: Your Son's Result Card
Eng 20
Math 20
Urdu19
Chem 20
Bio 19
Total 98

#Sardar : TOTAL Me to Kamal Hi Kr Dia, is Subject Ka Teachar Kon Ha...?

#FunnysMs #UrduJokes

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Sardar Class Me Hans
Rha Tha
Larki:Stand Up
Sardar:Tum Kon
Larki: Me Monitor Hun

#Sardar:Haha Tera
Zamana Gya
Ab To L.C.D Chalti Hy

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