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3041 Day(s) Ago - via Mobile
SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY:
A man goes into a #library and asks for a #book on "Suicide."
The librarian looks at him deeply & said:
"Wapis k0n karega?" ;-) :-
#fun
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3099 Day(s) Ago - via Web
3- Hum Ms.word istimal karte hein Mr.Word kab market me aega.
4- Keyboard mein any key ka koe button nahein to pher computer q maangta hai..?
5- Aapka naam Gates hai to pher aap Window q banate ho?? 2/2
#fun #joke #joy #smile
3099 Day(s) Ago - via Web
Ek Aadmi ne Bilgates ko khat likha jise parh kar woh behosh ho gaya
Khat kuch yoon tha!
1- Keyboard k letters sahi jaga nahein hein keyboard ka sahi wala version kab aaega?
2- Windows mein Start ka button hai Stop ka q nahein..?
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#funny #fun #joy #smile #joke
3137 Day(s) Ago - via SMS
Most Confusing Double Meaning #Joke
Girl: Aj #Office Jaaty Hi #Boss Mujh Pe Charh Gya
Frnd: Kyun???
Girl: W0h Men Late Gai Thi Naaa
#FUN #FUNNY #GIRLS
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wondrful sms hotx hen ap k plz jaldi or zaida msg send kr dia krn
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Larkiyaan har Mour pe darti hain,
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Akeli hon to sunsan rahon ka dar,
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Bheer me hon to logon ka dar,
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Hawa chale to dupatta urnay ka dar,
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Koi dekhe to us ki ankhon ka dar
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Bachpan ho to maa baap ka dar,
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Jawaan hon to bhaiyon ka dar,
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Woh darti hain aur tab tak darti hen,
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jab tak inhe koi Jeewan sathi nhi mil jata,
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Aur yehi woh shakhs hota hai,
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JIS SE WOH SUB KA BADLA LETI HEIN.
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3144 Day(s) Ago - via SMS
Ek paindu ki shadi pE Sub paindU hi Aye thay..... ...
khana start hua to dulhay ny plate mein tishu paper dekh kar socha K yeH b koiE khaNaY ki cheEZ hai jab dulha tishu utha k muh MeiN dalNay laga to uS k suB doSt bolaY............
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.OyE NAa khaVeeN phika E
3144 Day(s) Ago - via SMS
Dil k "MEHMAN" bn jao,
Ankho ka "ARMAN" bn jao,
Honto ki "MUSKAN" bn jao,
O, h0 tm h0,
I'm s0rry
Tum t0 bs
"INSAAN" bn ja0
4 u
#FUN #FUNNY #JOKES
3145 Day(s) Ago - via SMS
When someone says that "Nothing can be more complicated than LovE"
Throw Organic Chemistry on their face. . . :-)
#FUN #CHEMISTRY #LOVE
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3157 Day(s) Ago - via Web
Aik Sawal Ne Mujhe Bara Confuse Kia Hua Hai.
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Sawal itna Mushkil b nahe ha.
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Aur
Itna Aasan b nhe ha
Sawal ye ha
Sabun Dani Men Sabun hota ha
Namak Dani men Namak hota ha
Surma Dani Men Surma hota ha
To Phr
Machher Dani Me Insan Q hota hai?
#fun #smile #jo
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