Punjabi U.K gya.
Airport officer ne naam pucha

Punjabi:Umar Daraz Bhatti

Officer:English me bolo

Punjabi kuch dair sochne k baad:
"Long Life Oven"
Officer:hahaha
peeche 1 Sardar khara tha
wo bola:
I am "Beautiful Red Underwear"

officer: what???

Sardar:

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1 Aadmi
Beta Tumhari UMAR Kya Hai?

Bacha
Ji Ghar Me 14
School Me 12
Train Me 7

Aur

FaceBook Py 18 Saal...

Teacher: PAPPU Btao k gunaah gar log toba krny k bad kahan Jaatay hain?



Pappu:

Sir g... Pakistan Tehreek-e-insaaf mein.

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SHADI

S = Sakon khatm
H = Himat khatm
A = Aazadi khatm
D = Dimaag khatm

But
I = Imtihaan shuru

Jinki hogai Bhugto or
Jinki nhi hui wo sochlo ;-)

Hum T0 Aadi Hain Seh Lain Ge Tera Diya Hua Her Ik Sitam

"*¤sahir¤*"
Magar S0chta H0n Agar Tujhy Kisi Ny Thukraya T0 Tery Dil Ka Kiya H0 Ga...
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Good morning

Punjabi: Beta Mujhay udher Dafnana
Jidher her waqt Logon ka aana jaana rahay

Beta :Abba Road per dafna donga,

Qabar ki Qabar or speedbreaker ka speed breaker.

If
A=1
B=2
C=3
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.
.
.
.
Z=26
Then look at the Amazing discovery
P+e+p+s+i=65
16+5+16+19+9=65
Don't force me for noble prize
I don't believe in awards..."
bachpan se genius hun.yar.ab jalna mat.

"DOZAKH ki aag ko duniya k tamaam sammandar nahi bujha saktay

LEKIN

"ALLAH" k khuof sey bahaya gya ek aansu us aag ko bujha skta hai.