Ek Sheikh ki BV ne call ki: Me jis jahaz me hon wo kharab hogaya hy or girnay wala hy!

Sheikh bola:
Tu 1 kaam kr Razia
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Jaldi se apna balance mery number pr send kr...!

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Dulha:
Tmhara Shadi sy pehly koi boyfrnd tha..?

Dulhan silent....

Dulha chila k:
Mai is khamoshi ko kya samjhun..?
Dulhan:
Tauba hy,
Gin to rhi hon.!

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Bana De Mujhe Bhi Apne Un Bandon ki Tarah.

"ae Parwardigar"

"Jo Sote Hain Tujhe Yad Kar K Jo Uthte Hain Tera Nam Lekr. AAMEEN..

Aey subha Ja
Tu Hi Khabar Ly Un Ki
Khuda Khair Kary

Is Qadar Wo
Meri Yaad Se Ghafil Kabhi Hoey To Na Tha
GOOD MORNG .

"Hawa k rukh pe jalta ha¡ charagh_e_arzøø ab tak'


"diL_e_Weraan mein ab bh¡ k¡s¡ k¡ Yaad baq¡ ha¡...

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Tumne dekha hy kabhi chand se girta paani?
.


Mene dekha hy ye manzer!
Apna mou dhoty huye
Subhan Allah
<',')>
( ( oy hoy
// shreekan nu
ag lgdi.
Oo mathi mathi shareekan nu ag lgdi
"Gud Morning"

2 female frnds face to face:
1st: Hi sweet heart
2nd: aww hi luv missed u alot
n when they talk on their backs abt them
1st: she is whore
2nd: she is such a bitch
2 male frnds face to face:
1st: salay kameenay kesa hay. bara chamak raha hai
2nd: pen da rishta dy dy fe

Fana kr day apni sari zindagi ~MAA BAAP~ k Qadmon main

Ay insan

kyun k yahi woh wahid piyar hai jis main bewafai nahi hoti.