Shadi shuda mardon ka imran khan say suwal ??????

Kya
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Naye pakistan main
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Purani "biviyan" hi chalengi yah wo bi nayi milengi.

(",)
<)>Ufone laya
_/ /_new offer
Khali jaga par
''U'' lagao aur ban jao.

ST_PID


B_DH_


BEWAQ_F


_LL_


Dekha.!

('.')>Tum
<// hi
_//_to ho.

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Before Marriage:-)

Dear, Tum nahi to main nahi, main nahi to tum nahi...


After Marriage:
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Lay fir, Aj tu nai, ya main nai....!!!

Judge:Tum pe ilzam hai k Pichlay 10 Saal sy Tm ne Apni BV ko Dra Dhamka k rakha hua hai?

Admi:Woh Junab

Judge:Safai ki Zaroorat Ni

Bus TariQa Batao.?

Dctr ne Mrasi ko 2 injection Lagaye r 3sra kisi r k liye Tayar krny laga.Mrasi smjha k ye b mere Liye hai,Ghabra k bolactr Je
Tui
pehli waari vekhi Ay.

Hm k0 be bahut See
khubsorat Larkion nay
kiss kr k Galay
Lagaya hy..!

" MIAN-jee "
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Ye Baat
aur Hay
K Us Waqt
Ham
2 Sal
K Thay.

Teri Qudrat Ko Main
Samjhoon Meri Auqat Nahi.....

"YA RAB"

Mujhe Sb Kuch Atta Karna Magar Gumrah Na Karna . . . . .

Aameen.

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CSTMER:Apki Dukan To Mithai ki ha,Apka Dil khaney ko nhi krta?
SRDAR:Bohat krta hai Magr Abba
Gulab jaman Ginn k Jata hy
"is Liye Ch00s
k Rakh Deta h0n"

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