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Boy: Mail nikaal raha h0
Girl: kab se nahi nahaaye gandy?
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1st frnd: Yar kal
Rat 3 ghante English
Film dekhi Us main
Na koi Banda tha Na
koi Awaz

2nd frnd:-:Film
ka Naam kya tha?
1st frnd :"NO DISC

2 Girls Bus ma Seat k liye Larh rahi thi.
DRIVER: Aap mein se jo Umar Ma Bari hy wo beth jaye.
Phir Dono pury rasty khamosh khari rahin.!

Baap: Exam Me Sub
Sawal Asan The Kia?
Beta: G Papa Sawal
Asaan The Mgr Un Ky
Jawab Mushkil Thay.

1st frnd: Meri Aankh Mein DarD
Hai Koi ilaaj Batao.?
2nd frnd :
Meray Dant Mein DarD Tha,
Mene NikaLwa Dia Tum bhi
Aisa hi Kro

Mard Mirch Ki Tarah Taizz Hota
Hain ... . . . . . . . Magar Mirch
Jitni B Taizzz Hon ... . . . . .
Aurat Us ki Chatni Bana Dehti
Hain

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