Aik aadmi bank main 1000 rupees jama karwane gaya,

Cashier: Bhai, ye note to naqli hai.

Aadmi: Tumain kya takleef hai? Jama tou meray account main hoga na!

Agar koi apko kahe
"Oye Insan Ban!"
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To
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Ek Baar Koshish
Zaroor Kar Lena.
Baqi Naseeb Ki
Baat Hai:-

Prof. of college Chalte

Chalte Achanak

Ruk gaye or Lunch

Box khol k dekhne lagay,

Dost: Kia hua?

Prof: Dekh raha

tha K college se aa

raha hon ya ja raha hon.

Srdar,Doctor se:'Dr. sahb!Plastic Srgery pe kitna kharcha aey ga?

Dr:'2 lakh'

Srdar kuch der sochne k bad
'Te je Plastic apna hove te fer?

Daughter:Is my nose flat?
Mom:No baby.
Daughtr: Am i fat like an elephant?
Mom:You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll!
Daughtr :am i dark clr
Mom :No no ur r so sweet.
Daughtr: Then why people tell me that you look like your mom.
Mom:- Laawaan jutti,

As years Go..
You may lose Your
Hair,
Teeth
&
Eyesight..

But, not Your
Talent,
Brightness
&
Intelligence..

Because,
U can Never lose which U DON'T have...

SHORTEST JOKE

DOCTOR: How is ur headache...?

MAN: She is fine...

Girl: Where is my birthday gift?
Boy: Road pe red colour ki car dekh rahi ho?
Girlkhushi se) wowww Boy: Same colour ki ''PONI'' Laya hu tmhary liye...