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Every student gets the opportunity to sleep in the class,
But some students miss those beautiful moments
and those "idiots" are known as:


"TOPPERS"

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1 Sardar ka Sar phat gaya,

Doctor ne pocha:Ye kese hua.?
Sardar: Me chappal se deewar me Keel thok raha tha

Ek Banda Bola "apna Dimaag istmaal kro.

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LO G Aaj Kuch Tofani karty hai Atif Aslam New song zara suno tu

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Tum Kya Jano Kya Hai Tanhai,
Is Tute Hue Patte Se Pucho Kya Hai
Judai,
:
Yu Bewafa Ka Ilzam Na De Zalim,
Is Waqt Se Puch Kis Waqt Teri
Yaad Na Aayi…!

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Tum Kya Jano Kya Hai Tanhai,
Is Tute Hue Patte Se Pucho Kya Hai
Judai,
:
Yu Bewafa Ka Ilzam Na De Zalim,
Is Waqt Se Puch Kis Waqt Teri
Yaad Na Aayi…!

#Stay with RaHi-2

Thora Sa Juram Kar Ke hum ne
Chaha Tha Muskurana ..!!
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Jeene Nahin Deta Zamana...

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