Girl :- Janu Mujhe Lagta Hai
Tum Bhi Mujh Se Pyar Karne Lage Ho.
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Boy :- Dekh Tu Kutta Pal
Billi Pal Chuha Pal
But Galat Fehmi Mat Pal.. :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)


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FunnysMs UrduJokes: Romance in #Karachi

Husband to wife:
Aaj bohat payaari lag rahi ho?
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Wife:
Soch lo! Ghar main paani nahi hai..

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#funny Tum B Kar K Dekh Lo Muhabat Kisi Sy

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Sabzi K Pesy Easy Load Mey Na Lagy To Mera Nam Badlna...

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Uncle: Kaise ho?

Me: Theek hun uncle

Uncle: Padhai Kaisi chal rahi?

Me: Bilkul apki zindagi ki tarah

Uncle: Matlab?
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Me: Khuda ke Bharose. :-) :-) :-)



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#Telenor Costumer Care : well come sir
Me aapke liye kya kar sakta hon???
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boy : Bhai Lahore Wali #RoShNi ka number Bata DE =D




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Admi Ko Zindagi Main SirF 2 ChEeZaY AChi MiLni
ChAhiyE KhUrAAK
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SuRaaKH,
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Boy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho?
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Awesome reply.....
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. girl : To kya 2-4 peg ke liye gender change karwau ..... :-)
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)


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Death is Easier Than living widhouT you!!"
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koN koN aisa samajhta h?? :"
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wo log ullu k patthe h.....
Hahahah



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