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Mere Eid ka dress dekh kAr;-)

Shikwa Hamen Manzoor Nai Aaj Na koi Bahana Hoga,

Dost

TuJe Meri Khushiyon Ki Qasm Is EID py TujKo
NAHANA Hoga..
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Eid
&
Jumu'ah
Mubarak
Subah Bakhair

Bakhil ki Dosti se Bcho Wo Tumhen Tumhari Zruriyat e Zindgi Se B Mehroom Kar Dega. Hazrat Ali (R.A.)
Ehl e Islam ko Eid ul Fitar ki Khushiyan Mubarik

Shadi ki raat pappu Confuse ho
gya kii kya baat kre.
.
aadha Ghanta Sochne ke baad
pappu apni biwi se bola
.
Kya apke gharwalo ko pata hai
aj aap Yahi rukegi?

Bv:Khana kha lia?

Shohar:Khana kha lia?

Bv:Btao na

Shohr:Btao na

Bv:Meri naqal?

Shohr:Meri naqal?

Bv:I Love u

Shohr:Hn Khana kha lia..

Aunty:
Beta Mummy ghar pe hain kiya??
Bacha (Sprite Peete Howe)
Aap kI SETTING to PAPA se hy na Papa Ghar pe hain"
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Seedhi Baat
No Bakwas;-)

Na MANDIR main mojood hai na "MASJID" main chupa hai,


Jis dil main wafa hai us dil main "KHUDA" hai..

Ek sardar ne Airport cal kr k pucha:
Lahore se America ka safr ktni der ka he?
Receptionst: 1 Secnd Sir,
Pathan line kat k bola..

Pee K bethi he Saali.