10 saal ka bacha ek kitab parh raha jis ta title tha " Bacho'n ki Parwaresh"
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Os ki maa ne os ko is tarah ghor se parthe howe dekh kar kaha k tum ye kitab kyon parh rahe ho...
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To bacha bola
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Me ye dekna chahta h0n k aap meri parwaresh kis tarah k

Salesman: sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?
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Customer: Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte,,,
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Aj powder laga denge to kal sala DEW mangega..

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Boyfriend: I want To kiss You.....!
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Girlfriend: Nahi Me Pregnant Ho Jaongi...
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Boyfriend: kiss se pregnant???
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Girlfriend: Kyon k Jab me ek bar shoro ho jati ho'n toh phir me apne aap ki bhi nahi Sunti....

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Boyfriend: I want To kiss You.....!
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Girlfriend: Nahi Me Pregnant Ho Jaongi...
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Boyfriend: kiss se pregnant???
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Girlfriend: Kyon k Jab me ek bar shoro ho jati ho'n toh phir me apne aap ki bhi nahi Sunti....

Apni girlfriend ki shadi mei ja k ye ehsas hua
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Khana acha ho to Mohabbt bhi peeki lagti hai.

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1 plate aur de yar maza aa gaya.,

sssaaalllaaammm

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Be-Rukhi MusAlsAl
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Mujhy AAzmA RAhA
He Koi Rukh BAdAl
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Alfaz Me Her Di Kho Andaz Ye Hiravale Na Sham"
"good morning"