salam to all frnds

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I'm happy,
u know why?

Coz I'm lucky,
u know why?

Coz GOD loves me,
u know how?

He sent a good friend to me,
u know who?


It's YOU.

Wo kehte hain mjboor hen hum,
Na chahte huwe tum se door hen hum,
Churali jinhon ne meri dharknein,
Phr bhe kehte hain beksoor hen huM .

@Ab Teri Yaad Se Wehshat Nahi Hoti Mujko,
@Zakhm Khultey Hain Aziat Nahi Hoti Mujko.
@Ab Koi Aaye 'Chala Jaye' Main khush Rehta Hon,
@Ab Kisi Shakhs Ki Adat Nahi Hoti Mujko.
@Aesy Badla Hon Tere Shehar Ka Paani Pe Kar,
@Jhoot Bolon To Nidamat Nahi Hoti Mujko.
@H

Ek Ladki Cosmetic Ki Dukan Par Gayi

Aur Dukandaar Se Boli.

Ladki: Bhaiya, Koi Achha Sa Shampoo Dena

Dukandaar Use Ek Shampoo Ki Bottle Deta Hai.

Ladki: Bhaiya, Is Ke Saath Jo Free Gift Hai Woh To Do

Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola: Par Aisa Koi Gift Nahi Hai.

CAT: tumhari kya umer hy

ELEPHANT: 5 year

CAT: mager tm to bohut bare ho

ELEPHANT: Nido jo peeta hun.

Behtrin nashonuma ki 10 khoobiyon wala.

or tumhari kya umer hai?

CAT: I am 30 years.

ELEPHANT: mager tum tu bohut choti nazar aati ho.

CAT: Pond

Jo Mujh Sy Tootii Thii Wo,

Chorriiyan SasTii Thii

B0ht MehnGa Tha Wo Dill,

Jo Tu Nay Tora

kiS tarha khatam kar Sakty hein

un Say riShta Jin ko Sirf mehsos karney Say

ham duniya bhool jatey hain.