Plaar:- Halaka Sta Da Result Senga Chal Osho?
Zwe:- Da Head Master Saib Zwe Fail Sho,
Plaar:- Ao Ta?
Zwe:- Da Doctor Saib Zwe Hom Fail Sho,
Plaar:- Sta Da Result Sa Chal Osho?
Zwe:- Da Wakeel Saib Zwe Om Fail Sho,
Plaar:- Da Khar Bachya Sta Sa Chal Osho?
Zwe:- Nu

hi friend sanga wa roja

Remember your AIM at every moment. If you want to fly with EAGLES, don't waste time in swimming with DUCKS.

No one in this world is pure & perfect
If u avoid people 4 their mistakes u will always be alone in this world,
So judge less & love more.

Aw DUA rata kawa

Don't b busy too much that you forget yourself and ur friends,
Or in the end you would be like...

Newton,
who boiled his watch in place of egg,

Albert Einstein,
who in his life didn't comb his hairs,

And

Louis Pasteur, who forgot the day of his weddin

5 Sardar aur 1 Pathan Helicopter ki Rassi se latky Hue thy,
Pilot: Load ziada ha 1 fard ko Koodna hoga,

Ye sun kar Pathan bola:

Rassi ko Chorny ki Qurbani mein deta hun!
Taaliyan!

sarey Sardar Taaliyan Bajane Lagy
Or Neche gir gae.
Pathan: za ustaz warka

4 sardaro ne mil kr petrol pump khola.1 b customer nhi aya.

Q K

Petrol pump 2nd floor pr tha,

Phir 4ron ne usi floor pe resturent khola.1 b custmr nhi aya.

Q k

Petrol pump ka board nhi hataya,


Phir 4ron ne 1 taxi li

1 b swari nhi mili

Q k

2

Jb Huzoor (S.A.W.W) k Visaal ka waqt qareeb aya, to ap ne Hazrat Izrail (A.S) se pucha k "Kya mri umat ko B mout ki itni taklef bardasht karni parey gi". "Tu Farishte ne kaha JEE to Apki Aankh mubarak se Aansu jaari ho gaye to Allah ne farmaya"AE MOHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)