(MEDICAL TIP)
Agar biwi ki zuban
band ho to....

Nabz zaroor check
kr laen..!!:-);-)

Koi jaag raha hy kya

Humain to century ne haraya...
Bangladesh main kahaan dam tha...

Ye tandulkar ki nahoosat hai...
Warna score kahan kam tha..?
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(MS Dhoni)

Pappu k ghar mehMAN Aa gaey,
Maa ne kaha "jao baita ja k mehmano k liay kuch le k Aao"
Pappu bahar gaya aur..
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Raksha le Aaya

Palken Neend Sy Bojhal Zaruur Hain lekin,

A DOST,

So gaye hum to teri yaadon ki mehfil ujar jaye Gi...!

Agr mje pta hota k aap PAKISTAN ko meri trah har jaga badnaam kren ge to main aap se shadi kr leti.
veena malik ki MISBAH ko T20 pr pegham :-)

If You Never Thank "ALLAH" After Every Smile,

Then u have no Right to Blame Allah for Every Tear."

Why in Wedding ceremony Woman SitS on left & Man on right? Bcoz according to Profit & LoSS a/c All Income are on right Side & ExpenSeS on left Side : Send to all commerce students