Dil Behlany K Liye Guftugu

Krte Hain Loog Hum Se

Maloom To Mujhy Bhi Hai

K Hum Kisi ko Achay Nahi Lagte.

Nikalte Hai Aansu Jab Baat Nahi Hoti

Tadapta Hai Dil Jab Mulaqaat Nahi Hoti

Aap Yaad Na Aao Aisi Koi Subah Nahi Hoti

Hum Aapko Bhool Kar Soye

Aisi Koi Raat Nahi Hoti

Main Ne Uss Se Poocha Qeemat Kiya Hai

MOHABBAT Ki

Uss Ne Bhi Hans Ker Kaha,

ANSOO Bhari ANKHAIN

Aur Umer Bhar Ka Intezar..

Pathan ke biwi: aj hum ne special khana bunya hai

Jis ko kha ke ap khushi se pagal ho jaye ge.

Pathan: Begum aisa kiy pakya hai?

Begum: Naswar ke kofte

Boss: Tumhain 15 Din ki Chuti kiyo chahiye?

Pathan: Cousin ka Shadi hy

Boss: Cousin ki Shadi mein 15 Chuttiyan kuin?

Pathan: (Sharma k) Cousin ka Shadi Ham

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Pathan to boss: Sir aaj hamara mood acha nahi Hai,

Hum aaj office nahi Aa sakta.

Boss: Jab mera mood off hota Hai to

main apni Biwi ko dekhta hoon

jis se mera mood theek ho jata Hai, Tum bhi aesa he Karo.

2 Ghantay baad Pathan: Boss hamara mood ab acha Ha

Wafa To Us
Zamane Me
Thi Jb Makaan
Or LoG mati k
Hua Krti The,
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Ab To Ghar Bhi Pathar Ke
Hain Aur Log Bhi
Good Morning

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Laa Tery Pairon Mein "Mar'ham" Laga Doon..
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Thokar Maar K Mery DiL Ko Tujhy Chot To Lagi Hogi... :-( ;-(
very Sad MorninG

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