Customer:
Teri dukan to mithai ki hy tera dil khany ko nai krta?

Sardar:
Bohat krta hai magar abba Rus gulay Gin k Jata hy is liye choos k wapis rakh deta hun.

"Haal Poochti Nahi ye ewafa Dunia Zinda Logon Ka...!!

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"Chaley Aatey Hain Tiyar Ho kar Jinazey pe arat ki Tarah...!!

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koi pm pe bt kre ge to a jaye pm me

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Aik Larki road pe Akeli ja rahi thi

Boy:- Ghar tak Lift Chahiye Kiya?

Girl:- Dafa ho ja kaminay
3 Din Se Lift Le Rahi hon,
Abhi tak ghar nahi pahunchi.
Anum a gae medan mein 2 mah bad

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1 Aurat Doctor Se: Mere Husband Mujh Se Sex Nahi Krtay.

Dr: Ye 1 GoLi Roz Khilana,
Aurat Ne 1 GoLi KhiLai To Raat Ko
Husband Ne Sex Kia,

AgLay Din 2 GoLi di To Husband Ne Khoob Josh Dikhaya,

3rd Day Aurat Ne Poori BotaL Ki GoLiyan KhiLa Den,

3, 4 Din Baad,

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Ye prize wala msg ks ne kia ha

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Anum (@anumanum) just checked her #Love with 2 Pal
There exists 52% Love!

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