ek pathan interview K lye gaya.


interviewer : "where is abu dabi?"

pathan:
"jis qabrastaan wich ammi dabi ody nal e zra praaan kr k
Abu dabi.
Hahahahaha

Ek ghareeb larka udaas ja raha tha achanak uski nazar raste pe paray ek chiragh pe pari
us ne khushi se chiragh utha lia
thora agay ja kr usne chiragh ragra . .

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DHUZZZZZZ . . !

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7 afrad halak
23 zakhmi...
.
Aladeen wala dor muk gya G..

Jab Tum Sukoon Ki kami
Mehsus Kro to
Apne Rab se toba karo
Q k insan k Gunah hi hain jo Dil Ko Bechen Rakhty Hen"
Hazrat ALI (R.A)


Good mornin.

"The greatest Mistake we humans make in our relationships,
..
"We listen half, understand quarter,
Think zero & react doubble....!!
Gud morning

*\"Elan-E-Aam\"*,\'

\'*\"Apni Zakaat\"*\'
Kheraat Sadqaat

Or

Qurbani ki Khaalen
Wapda Ko Dijiey

Is
Se Apko Akhrat
Me Ajjar

Or Dunia
Me Bijli MiLe Gi

1st Sardar:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
.
.
2nd Sardar:
Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey.. :-)

Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:

O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,

Sardar Ji: Oye! Dil Bara Ker Yaar,

Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi... :-) :-)

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Kuch adh0ra sa h0n main apni zaat me...
Jane k0n ch0r gaya he mujhe
tameer kartay karty...!