1 Cheez hai.
Jo agar Geeli hai to 1 Kilo,
Khushk hai to 2 Kilo,
Aur Jal jaye to 3 Kilo.
Wo kya Cheez hai?

Pthan apny bap sy
Hamara shadi krwao

Bap: kis k 7
Pathan: Daadi k 7
Bap
Nalaik wo hmara Maa hai
Pathan To tum ne hamara Maa k 7 q kia hm bdla lega...

Ay bint-e-hawa
ye ibn-e-adam..

Hawas ko chahat ka naam day k..

Piyas apni bujha raha hy..

Tera daman jala raha hy..

Magr tu pekar-e- wafa bni hy..

Wafa hi teri khata bni hy..

Tu kitni sada tu kitni pagal..

Tu kis ki baton me aa rahi hy..

Maqam apna gan

Pathan bv se:
Meri T-Shirt ulti kar k press karna.

Pathan nay 1 ghanty baad pocha T-Shirt press hui?

Biwi: koshish kar rahi hon par mjhe ulti nahi aa rahi..

PAKISTAN ka kon sa City hai jisay likhtay waqt Pencil uthana nehi parti?
Ek hi baar likha jata hai.

One hundred and nine Earths would be required to fit across the Sun's disk, and its interior could hold over 1.3 million Earths.

"Agar Tum Us waqt Muskura Sakte ho jab tum puri tarah toot chuke ho
to YAQEEN jano
k dunia Mein tumhein kbhi koi torr nahi Skta.

Smile 4ever:-) good morning

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The birth of tension..is the death of talent..

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