Different wife's fighting with husbands:

Pilot's wife: Ziyada uro mat samjhay.

Engineer wife: App ke Purzay tight kardungi.

Teacher's wife: Mujhey mat sikhao.
Yeh aap ka School nahi hai Ghar hai.

Dentist's wife: Daant tor kay haath main day dongi.

Doctor's wife: tabiyat durust kar doon gi.

MBA's wife: Mind your own business.

Bhai log wife: phir shoru, kal ki maar bhool gaye??