#badinme buri adat kbotr bazi

#jOKES Bacha: maiNe hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye,1 q Nhi khaya?

Aadmi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga

Bacha: nhi 12wan kaila plastic ka tha

Acha dubara maine hathi k samne 12 keley rkhe tou usNe 1 b Nhi khaya q ?

Aadmi: saare keley plastic k hongy

#JOKES Dost:
Teri B.v ne Tujhe Bahr Q Nikala.?

Pthan:
Marriage Aniversry me
Chain Gift kia tha,


Dost:
Chandi ki thi kia.?

Pthan:
Nahin Cycle Ki.

Zara Thehro k Barish Hai, Ye Tham Jaye to Phir Jana...


Kisi Ka Tujh Ko Chhoo Jana, Mujhy Achha Nhi Lagta....

1 admi apne bety k liye aisa TOTA laya jo jhoot bolne pr THAPPAR marta tha,,,
Beta: papa aj me school nhi jaonga mery pait me dard hy
(phatakh)
Bap: Dekha! Tu ne jhoot bola is liye tuje saza mili, main jb tere jitna tha to kbi jhoot nai bolta tha
(phatakh)
Wife Han

Dil Or Duniya Main Srf Itna Frq Hai
K
Is Dunia Me Bhot Log Rhte Hain
Or
Is
Dil
Main SiRf
Aap
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Ki
" bhabi g" Rehti hain :-)
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TUSI
Hr Jaga na war jaya Kro
Ay Dil ay koi 72 seeetar bus nahi.

HELO JGR

KASE HO DOST

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