~_.Yadoono Ki Yaw Yaad Me Da Janan Da Yaado Yaad Day._~

~_.Yadoona Ba Ye Yaad She Ka Yaw Yaad Warta Rayaad Sho._~

10 Doctors,
5 Engineers
aur
1 Teacher helicopter ki Rassi pe latke hue the.


Pilot:
Weight zyadaa hai,
1 Aadmi ko rassi chorrni paregi!



Teacher: -
"Ye Qurbani hum denge kyun k hum teacher hain!

Bajao taaliyaan!"



Sabhi Doctors aur Engi

Newton's 1st Law 0f Ashiqi:

"Every ashiq Continues to do ashiqi until a Thappar or a Sandal hit upon his Head with the Velocity of 9.8m/s by a Girl..

This Force is called Be-ezzati, Which is Directly Propotional to the mass of a Sandal and inversely proportional

LOVE is like a Call, if you don't Recieve, it will be Miss call.
But,
FRIENDSHIP is like an SMS, Until you don't open, it waits for u.

Love u friend.

2 pathan islamyat ka paper deny gaye,
Or naqal krty pakry gy
Exminr ne 1 ko khara kar k naam pucha,
wo bola!
Ikhlaas khan
Exminr:
surat ikhlaas sunao!
Us ne suna di aur saza se bach gya.
2nd se naam pucha
to wo pareshan ho kar bola!
Naam to yasin ha, magar pya

A student tosses a coin and thinks...

Head- i will go to sleep

Tail-i will watch a movie

Stand-i will listen music

&

if

Stays in air - I will study.:-D

What a MUSLIM wants?

Want to study in U.K.
Want to work in USA.
Want to live in Canada.
Want to speak in English.
Want to eat Chinese rice, Italian Pizza & Russian Salad.
Want to use Japanese Electronics.
Want to spend vacations in Europe.
Want to watch Englis