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Doosri Shadi Karne k 4 Tarike Hain.
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Shabash, Bri speed nal thale aey ho,
Maa sadqay javay pehle pahli tay kar le .... :

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Wife on phone : kaha ho aap ?
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Pati : tumhe wo jwellry shop yad hai jaha
tumhe 1 diamond ka set bahut pasand
aya tha, par mere pas paise nahi they.
aur maine wada kiya tha 1din dilwaunga.
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wife : khush hote huye. Haan haan mujhe
sab yad hai.
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Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak mujhse koi ladki nai pati . .
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Ye hai aam jindagi. . .:-|
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Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak koi ladki mujhe nahi pata saki. . .:-P
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Ye hai mentos jindagi. .:-P
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Mentos khao dimag ki batti jala

Doctor pagal se- Ye kya hai?

Pagal- Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai...

Doctr- Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?

Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par baith ke jungal
ki taraf chala, aur akhri page pe likha ke wo raja jungle pahuch gaya..

Docto

Mujhe Maloom Hai,

Mera Muqaddar Tum Nhin,

LEkiN,


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Mujhe Ek Baar mil jao...!

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