Always speak truth to your parents
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And Run immediately after speaking it.
Bcoz chappal often moves faster than u...!

In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar

Papa g susu krne ki jagah dikhao

Sardar g replied u naughty pehle tm dikhao.

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"Keep Correcting ur Little Mistakes!..
Bcz Nobody Slips Down By Hills,
Bt Just Slips By Little Stones!

AsSlaM O AlEkuM "Sach Bol Kar Baishak Kisi Ka Dil Tor Do

-.- -.- Magar Jhot Bol Kar Kisi Ko Khoshi Mat Do"

GoOd EvEnInG yAr mArI fRinDs lIsT fUll hAi aP Ko mArY mSg meLYAe gAY RoZanA Pary fOr mE Am uR fRiND DUa11 sHarE

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DuA11: Check warid number
for free (listen dua11) If You Want
To Check Your
Number Simply
Write Myno and
send it to 12320 it,s
FreE

SharE SAJJAD tUm zArOoR kRnA DuA11 trIx kI dUnYa kI bi tAJ sHaZadI pLeasE

Friends mc bahut mahngi hai agr ap mujh se friendshp krna chahte hain to my contact number 03337434320 just sms chat.write FOLLOW SAJJAD-SMS send to 9033.

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'Fair & lovely ke ad me face dikhaya'

'Ponds k ad me hath dikhaya'

'Pentene k ad me baal dikhaye'

'Phr always k ad me cheating kiun?write FOLLOW SAJJAD-SMS send to 9033.

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'Never KISS a lady police' she will say,
Hands up'

'Never KISS a lady doctor, she will say,
Next please'

'Always KISS a lady teacher, she will say,
Repeat it 5 time.

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