Why I Hate C.I.D

An Example:

LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho

Is dil ne teray baad muhabbat bhi nahi’n ki
Had ye k dharakney ki jasaarat bhi nahi’n ki
Tabeer ka aizaz hua hai usey haasil
Jis ne mery khuwabo’n mein sharakat bhi nahi’n ki
Ulfat tou barri baat hai hum se to sir-e-sheher
Logo’n ne kabhi dhang se nafrat

Lagta hai kisi dil mein muhababt nahi meri
Is ghar mein kisi ko bhi zarurat nahi meri
Kaghaz pe hai bus in dar-o-deewar se rishta
Jo saaya-e-figan sir pe hai wo chat nahi meri
Har shakhs ki nazro’n mein mery daam alag hain
Maloom hai mujh ko, koi qeemat nahi meri

bus gayi hai mery ehsaas main yeh kaisi mehak…..
Koi khushboo main lagaon teri khushboo aye…. Dear "name" to listen more excitig gazals jocks and many more just ADD/LISTEN Ali Irfan

Why students hate MATHS?

Because MATHS means

M: Mental
A: Attack
T: To
H: Healthy
S: Students

TIPS FOR WEIGHT LOSS. Frequent use of fruits not only keeps us healthy, but also helps us in the reduction of weight. The best fruit that is helpful in reducing fats and giving our body a smart look is grapefruit which is virulent and sour in taste.Green Tea or SABZ QEH

WO JAZBOON KI TIJARAT THE YEH DIL KUCH AUR SMJHA THA
USAY HANSNAY KI ADAT THE YEH DIL KUCH AUR SMJHA THA

MUJHAY US NEIN KAHA AAO NAEY DUNIA BASATAY HEIN
USAY SOJHI SHARAT THE YEH DILL KUCH AUR SAMJHA THA

HAMESHA USS KI ANKHON MEIN DHANAK RANG HOTAY THAY
YE

Kisi ko pany ki justuju me
Thakan se khud ko nidhal rkhna,

Jb us se milna to kuch na kehna
Fqt nazr me sawal rkhna,

Agr tmhen hy sukun ki khwahsh
To srf itna khyal rkhna,

Nasib subh-e-uroj ho to
Nazr me sham-e-zawal rkhna,

Ye garmion ki udas raten
Or us