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:Girl :
Doctor mere lips pe infection
hogaya hai.

Doctor :

KISS kitni bar karti ho?

Girl :
Saal mein 1, 2 bar.

Doctor :
Infection nahi

"Zang" lag gaya hai

:Question of
the dy,,

Wo konse cheez hy jo milawat k baghair Frokht krna hraam hai,.?

Chalange 4 u & ur all MC Status friends...

Why I Hate C.I.D
An Example
Lady: Rahul mera bhai tha
Daya: Kya?
Rahul tumhara bhai tha?
Lady: Han, Rahul mera bhai tha
Abhijeet: Rahul sach me tumhara bhai tha???
Lady: Han Sir, wo mera bhai tha.
ACP: My God, iska matlab, tum Rahul ki behen ho.?:-d

y0u deeply hurt a person wh0 l0ves y0u madly,

He might f0rgive y0u but he will never gather the c0urage to l0ve y0u again..!

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Agr apko JOB ki talash hai to pakistan k kisi bi city sy
03002500832 py abi cal kro pay 18000+bonus.
Shukariya

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hmsa ho to samnay aieye

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