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1 Admi adhi rat ko apni Moti BV ko jaga k bola:
sisak sisak kr marna acha h ya 1 dum?

Bv: 1 dum

admi: to phir apni Dosri Taang b mere oper rakh Lo :-(

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"Hum jo majbur hain wafa k liye,,

"Tarastay rahay ek sada k liye,,

"Tujhko mango or tu na miley,,

"Ye soch k haath uthtey nahi duaa k liye.

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isko 1 br b snd kr din tu ap soch b ni skty k ktny log Allah se mafi mangin gay.

"Astagh_ firullaha_ rabbi_ min_ kulli_ zambin_wa _atoobu_ilaihi

1 din Izrael A.S se
HAZOOR S.A.W.W ne pocha

"Ay Izrael tm Jism se Rooh kesy nikalty ho"?

Izrail A.S:"Jb kisi barek kapry ko....kanton pr dal kr khaincha jae to jitni mushkil se wo phat'ta hai

Os se b zayada taklif sy me rooh nikalta hun

HAZOOR S.A.W.W n

Great lines from Shakespeare

I am not "Handsome"
But I can give my "Hand" to "Some" one who needs help...
Beauty is in heart not in face......

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"KUCH BATAIN GHOR TALAB.....

1.Duniya k andr deen nahi
balke
deen k andr dunya hy.

2.Gunah pr tabiyat khud chalti hy
magr
neki pr tabiyat ko Lana prta hy.

3.Aaj amal hy,
koi hisab nahi,
kal hisab hoga
koi amal nahi.

4.Aaj aik Aansu ka Qatra dozakh ki

Kaali Wife:
Apne Husbnd Se

Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,
Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy

Husband:
1 Bar Dekh Lene Do,
Phr
Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega :-)

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