Kon Kaisa Hai,Yahi Fikar Rahi Tamam Umar

'IQBAL'

Khud Kaisa H0on ,Kabhi Bhool Kar Bhi Socha Nahe...!! HAPPY IQBAL DAY. 9th November.tari azmt ko Salam.

New generation ka haal.

Kal raat internet ni chal ra tha to ma apny ghr walo k pas ja k baith gya.














Acchy log hain yar wo b.

Bilawal bhotto apni Girl Friend se
Tum dunya mai jahan B hogi,
Tumhe tumhari khushbu se pehchan longa
GirlFriend
Mujhy phly hi shak tha K Tm
Kisi Kutte ki nasal ho.
Hahahahaha

hans mt agay phankh de...

Sardar fish le k aya
Bili usa kha gai

Sardar ko ghusa aya, us ne doodh wala patila utha kr us k agay rakh dia

or bola
" enu v p, tenu phulveri niklay"

BV:Ap apny best friend ki BV k jnazy pe Q ni gaye?

Husband: Ks munh se jao?

Wo teesri dfa BV k jnazy pe bula rha hy aur main ne1 dafa bhi nhi bulaya..

Ek aadmi najoomi se:
Baba meri shaadi kyon nahi ho rahi hai?


Najoomi: kaise hogi?

Haath ki lakeeron main sukh hi sukh likha hai Beta..:-D

Husband :

Ma Tumhe TalaQ De kar
Doosri Shadi Karo ga .

Wife : Mager Q ?

Husband :

Imran Khan Ne Kaha Hai

Khush Haali K Liye "Tabdeeli"
Zaroori Hai.

Peer: "Beta.. Koi mannat maango.
.
Mureed: "Plz mujhy phr se unmarried kar dain.
.
Peer: "putar "mannat" mang "jannat na mang"..:
happy unmarried life