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Kia tm apna khyal ni rkhsktin?
Girl: I LOVE U ALOT.
Boy: kia matlb he tmhara?
Girl: mje tmhara mri parwa krna aur dantna acha lagta hai,tbhi may ne ice-cream khai
Boy:tm boht stupid ho "I LOVE U 2"
MORAL: nafsiyati mareez hain dono, ap apna kam kren.

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Sardar K Ghar Larki Hui.
BV:
Suno G! Jab Ye Bari Hogi Tu Larky
isay cherey ge!
Sardar:
Hum ne Is Problm Ka Hal Soch Liya
Hay:
Hum Iska Naam
"BAJI" Rakhay ga.

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Purani Kahawat:
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Neki Kar Dariya Mein Daal...
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Nayi Kahawat:
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Kuch Bhi Kar Facebook Pe Daal...

Dollar has increased to Rs. 55...
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Milk has increased to Rs. 40...
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Petrol has increased to Rs. 72... :'((
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Thank God!
Passing Marks are still 35... :/
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Student Thoko LIKE..!! =D

Student in a Hostel (dost se): Yaar
dhokha ho gaya.
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Dost: Kyon kya hua?
Student: Maine papa se books ke
liye paise mangawaye, papa ne
books hi bhej di

Wife : How much do you love me ?
Husband : I love U so much, I can't
measure.
Wife : No just tell me....
Husband : Okay, I am like a cell
phone & you are my sim card, i
am nothing without you...
Wife : Wow ! that's so romantic...
Husband (saying to himself):