Teacher: Aaj tum late kiyo aaye ho?

Kid: Miss aap mere itni fikar mat kiya

karo log galat matlab le lete hai

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Tere biwi mere qabze me hai

Saboot ke liye 2 fingers bhej raha ho

Shohar: saboot paka nai

Zuban bhej zuban"> ">

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Teacher ka darja Maa se jyada hota hai

Kiyo ke Maa Apni Godh me sirf 1 bache ko sulati hai

Lekin teacher apne lecture se poori class ko sula deti hai

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True Friends are like Diamond
They are real and rare
And everyone want it
False Friends are like sand and dust
They are scattered everywhere
And everyone hate it.
Your are my diamond, Take cares of yourself

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Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
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Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
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After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

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Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

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1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

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