Sadmon sey log Marr nahy jatey

Terey samney hai Misaal meri…!!

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Koi achi si saza do mujhe

Chalo aisa karo rula do mujhe.

Dil dukhya ho to moot aa jaye mujhe

Dil ki gahraiyo se ye dua do mujhe

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Sheikh 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Sheikh: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

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Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

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1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film ha

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Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

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Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
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Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
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Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

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