Bakri: Tu mujhy chor jaye ye nahi ho sakta sathiya.,

Bakra: Bhula de na mujhy hai Alwida tujhy tujhy jena hai mere bina.,

Bakri: Hm tere bin ab rah nahi sakte tere bina kia wajud mera....
"...*ADVANCE BAKRA EID MUBARAK"...

Pathan: Ye bakra kitne ka hai?

Admi: 38000 ka!

Pathan: (Hairan Ho Ker)
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Touch screen wala hai kia?

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 هماری طرف سے بقر عید کے كباب كا ایڈوانس تحفه قبول كریں ،کھائیں پھر کال کرکے بتائی

Wo "BOTi" Ka Maza.

Wo "KALEJi" Ki Bhook.

Wo "PAAYE" Ka "SHORBA".

Wo "SiRi" Ka "SOOP".

Wo "QURBAANi" Ka "NOOR".

Sirf 1 "DiN" Door

Advance

"EiD" "MUBARAK".

Hello My Name is Msg

Mujhy sMs b kaha jata Hy

Meri speed 0.30 secnd hy

0ur Main"
" :SHAN45:"

K mobile men postman ki job krta hon

sir ne Aapko " Salam our Advnc Eid Mubarak" kaha hy

Chalta hon mujhy our logon ko b Eid k msgs deny hen

0ur

"A CUTE JOKE"
1 choti si Bachi shop Keeper K pas gai or boli.

Jab main barri ho jaon gi to mujse shadi Kro gy?

Shopkpr:
Hans K bola han Kr lunga?
LarKi boli to Kya, Apni hony wali wife ko 1 chocolate b nhi de saKtay.?

(',') oh teri khair

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