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3964 Day(s) Ago - via Web
GIRL: what z da price of SAMSUNG GALAXY GRAND ?
SALESMAN: 36,000
GIRL : Awww...
And wat z da price of GALAXY S4 ?
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Awww + Awww
3972 Day(s) Ago - via Web
Well #PTI k supporter or khud PTI kitn munafiq ha na??? #Loadshedding hoti ha tou PMLN ye PMLN wo, or jab #LOADSHEDDING khatm kardi khuwaja asif nay tou ~PTI nay loadshedding khatm kardi... waaah munafiqo dooob k mar jaO...
3976 Day(s) Ago - via Web
Saari raat aahein bharta
Pal pal yaadon me marta
Maane na meri mann mera
Thode thode hosh madhoshi si hai
Neend behoshi si hai
Jaane kuch bhi na man mera
Kabhi mera tha par ab begana hai ye
Deewana deewana samjhe naaaaaa.
3977 Day(s) Ago - via Web
45kg Ki Ladki ko Uthane mein Ladko ko koi
Pareshani nahi hoti,
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But 18Kg ka Gas Cylinder ko Uthane mein Ladko ke
pasine chhut jate hai..
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Kyun ??
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Kaminapan hai aur kya.. :-P :-D
3977 Day(s) Ago - via Web
Boyfriend on call:"hey baby,
what r you doing.. ??
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Girlfriend:"Sir dard kar raha hai jaanu
sone jaa rahi hu........
and you sweet heart.. ??
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Boyfriend:"mai Cinema Hall me,
tere piche baitha popcorn kha raha hu kamini..